xbox 360 song

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      xbox 360 song

      tjoa hier hat ja noch nie jemand was gepostet also mach ich mal den anfang :D

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      Just so we're clear, I'M NOT A SINGER!! lmao. Just felt this needed to be made :)
      Read the lyrics if you can't understand me. Sorry, I have a really bad mic.

      "Xbox 360 Song" -- by Angel Duarte

      I sang this song to counter the anti-Sony song. I went and got some facts to go with the lyrics, and unlike the anti-Sony video, I don't lie about anything [you can't find your friends? Yeah, bullshit. Any idiot knows how to do that on the XMB lol]

      The song is found here: fileden.com/files/2006/7/9/118…0singing%20-%20xbox99.mp3

      I'm not a professional singer or anything [obviously!], I just did this for a bit of fun, when I had insomnia.

      LRYICS:

      You and I in a little toy shop
      Buy a bunch of games and the new Xbox
      We'll play 'til the break of dawn
      Now, suddenly, something's wrong
      Microsoft just stick to software
      You're not cut out to make hardware
      Now I sit and wonder why
      I bought something that will just die

      Microsoft's red ring of doom
      Don't play it for more than a day it'll die
      They keep telling the consumer
      We're getting this game—oh great, another rumor!
      Listen good, now, this law
      If your 360 happens to fall
      It will sound like a chainsaw
      It'll kill the disc, once and for all!

      Yeah, yeah, we've heard it before
      Microsoft gives you more
      Add more on, it'll still be phony
      They just wish they were more like Sony
      Come on listen to all our lies
      We're just trying to avoid demise
      Your friends will laugh when your console dies
      So when it does, don't be surprised!

      CNN and NBC
      Especially MSNBC
      Are Microsoft companies
      So, of course, they always decree
      360's 0WNZ PS3's
      At least that's what they make the public believe.
      Microsoft you're playing a dirty game
      Don't you have any fuckin shame?!
      Don't you have any fuckin shame?!

      I have had a 360
      And it got the RROD
      No more Xbox—I turned Ps3
      I had it for months, it still amazes me
      Remote connection, free online play
      Reliable system, what more can I say?
      Sure you guys have Gears of War
      And maybe...Halo, if it's cool anymore...

      But we've got Lair and Heavenly Sword
      Little big planet and MGS 4
      Sure we now share DMC
      But suck my dick, we're getting God of War 3!
      Killzone, Resistance, and Motorstorm
      R+C:TOD will own!
      Warhawk, Uncharted, and NGS
      The 360's just left with shit.


      Bring it 360 fans...flame me as if I were your 360 on fire!!

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