Vats nu in Kalifornia

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      Vats nu in Kalifornia

      The New California Governor has just announced an agreement
      whereby English will be the official language of the state,
      rather than German, which was the other possibility.

      As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded
      that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
      accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
      "Austro-English" (or, perhaps even better, "Austrionics".)

      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
      this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
      will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
      konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
      the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will
      make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
      expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
      possible.

      Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
      have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
      that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
      disgrasful and it should go away.

      By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
      with
      "z" and "w" with "v".

      During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
      kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
      sensibl riten styl.

      Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
      ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

      :D
      Original von Pornozorro
      The New California Governor has just announced an agreement
      whereby English will be the official language of the state,
      rather than German, which was the other possibility.

      As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded
      that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
      accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
      "Austro-English" (or, perhaps even better, "Austrionics".)

      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
      this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c"
      will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up
      konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
      the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will
      make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
      expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
      possible.

      Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
      have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
      that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
      disgrasful and it should go away.

      By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
      with
      "z" and "w" with "v".

      During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
      kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
      sensibl riten styl.

      Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
      ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

      :D


      und wat soll das jetzt bringen??? ?(
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